February 2011
2 hours ago I decided I was going to be productive and get some shit done, and… I’m still sitting here, on my laptop, being a fat ass.
“More like its am-bad-ass-ador.”
January 2011
When parents text.com
DAD: Ok heres the skinny on our little excursion. All those riding with me meet at 2:00. Nick is taking the fun bus so its just you and your friends. Here are the ground rules everyone should bring a blanket and a pillow and give 25 dollars before we leave. Absolutely no contraban allowed. Code names or nick names are required on this trip. Mine is elvis, you will refer to me as elvis or sir only...
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